The common wisdom is that the average cockroach could survive a nuclear war, enduring the resultant fall-out and nuclear winter with the panache and grace of a nobleman who has been slightly inconvenienced by the loss of his manservant. However, though the cockroach's radiation tolerance is higher than ours, they are not completely resistant to radiation. Sufficiently armed with such knowledge, but after a larger and deeper analysis of all repercussions, I decided I would not detonate a nuclear bomb here in Casa Tim. I opted, first,to try a local boric acid powder called "Piff Paff." Let me tell you how that worked. It was like anabolic steroids for my little friends. I'm pretty sure I saw several of them rolling around in the powder, then scurrying along the floor to kick some sand in the faces of smaller roaches. Pish-Posh to Piff Paff. That's my new motto. So along comes RAID. Having had varying degrees of success with the product in Brooklyn, I
wasn't getting my hopes up for the made-in-Dubai version. But, contrary to my expectations, success! So long, friend.
Diwali:
Diwali is a Hindu festival, known as the Festival of Lights. The holiday is movable, and falls during a different time every year. However, it is celebrated during the new moon, when there is only darkness at night. The lights (candles, or even dangling electric lights) are light, to ward off the darkness. Generally, the Hindus worship (or...specifically worship) the Goddess Lakshimi (who is the goddess of wealth, prosperity, light, wisdom, and generosity), Lord Ganesha (the lord of beginings and the remover of obstacles), Kali Ma (the goddess of change and time) , and Lord Chitragupta (the god who keeps a complete record of every person on earth).
Where I live, in Bur Dubai, there are a lot of Diwali lights: hanging over balconies, festooning apartments, wrapped around bicycles...everyone is doing his/her part to fight the darkness.
Tonight, my taxi driver, who was silent for the entire ride from Lamsey Plaza, muttered "Diwali blessings" under his breath as we turned into Community 317 (which is where I actually live), which is on the backside of Bur Juman plaza. I said "Thanks. Same to you." Mainly because I had only recently learned of Diwali, and thought that it would be the nice thing to say back. "You know Diwali?" he asked, incredulously, and almost drove us into a concrete stanchion in his amazement. "Sure. Lots of lights. Some happy tidings and blessings and all that." He just started laughing as he pulled up to my Al Habtoor building, block A. "Lot of Diwali here." "There are," I said. "I'm still waiting on my presents from my neighbors." (Diwali is also a time to show appreciation via generosity. It's pretty standard to give people gold...actual gold.) He started laughing again, and slapped my back. "Here is generosity," he said. He pointed to the lights, to the children playing in the streets, the cars driving recklessly past us. "That we can live here. That we can celebrate each other." I reached for my wallet to pay the taxi fare, but he waved me off. "Happy Diwali. Celebrate." If I were more of a "pay-it-forward" person, I'm sure that I would be nice to someone later on. Who knows, maybe I will.
Regardless, Happy Diwali my friends.
My midnight girls
have fluorescent white teeth when they smile,
which is not often.
they wear black, because they have been told they are sinful.
they have beautiful eyes which can't see anything beyond this sand;
they are awful at math, but prodigies at giggling.
when i ask them, they don't know what they want from this life.
i know what i want...what i've always wanted.
to be held, to be whispered to during a thunderstorm,
to no longer say "i wanted to, but didn't."
what hand has decided i need to stand in front of them?
what author has decided
there is no better time than now?
the same writer that has decreed
i am as i am written, and so can be nothing more?
i want to be more,
more, more
and ever more.
but my midnight girls giggle when i touch their books,
stare in awe as i explain nouns, and refuse to answer
me unless i call them by name...names i haven't learned to pronounce,
and their companion hearts i will never be able to know.